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    First softball practice of the season tonight… I see much advil in my future # Look at this Fucking Hipster: http://lookatthisfuckinghipster.tumblr.com/ # wow – The Crystal Method and Matisyahu – this is awesome: http://www.drowninthenow.com/ #Drowninthenow # “Frankly, I don’t like not existing… it saddens me” # “and I’m salty like a sea captain!” # Omg…

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  • Better Off Ted is the awesomest

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    If you’re not watching Better Off Ted, ABC’s new absurdist comedy, then YOU’RE PART OF THE PROBLEM!  As Isaac Spaceman at Throwing Things has written: It’s time to recognize that for the last month, while some of our favorite shows conserve energy for the big season-ending sprint and others trot along unevenly, Better Off Ted…

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  • Bacon Sacrilege!

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    They started with a good idea:  Gummy Bacon.  Delicious, who doesn’t want bacon-flavoured candy!  But wait, what’s this?? It’s STRAWBERRY FLAVOURED?!?!?! Gummy Bacon is a great way to scare folks. Here’s how: take some out of the package when no one is looking, cover them in plastic wrap, and wait in your office kitchen. Then,…

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  • Ron Eade: Have we all lost our minds?

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    Ron Eade’s weekly Supermarket Specials post has him ranting a bit, and I love him for it: No, the real harbinger of warm weather, I say, are grocery stores beating their chests about convenience foods for the barbecue that are both overpriced and salty. Really, how difficult is it to cut meat into cubes and…

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  • Hangovers: Bacon is the CURE!

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    Eat a bacon sandwich to take care of that morning-after-the-night-before feeling: “Bread is high in carbohydrates and bacon is full of protein, which breaks down into amino acids. Your body needs these amino acids, so eating them will make you feel good.” Ms Roberts told The Mirror: “Bingeing on alcohol depletes neurotransmitters too, but bacon…

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