Silly Patent – Apparently a company in Orrville, Ohio owns the patent for PB&J with the crusts cut off. And they’re enforcing it. U.S. Patent & Trademark Office Patent No. 6,004,596: “The sandwich includes a lower bread portion, an upper bread portion, an upper filling and a lower filling between the lower and upper bread portions, a center filling sealed between the upper and lower fillings…The upper and lower fillings are preferably comprised of peanut butter and the center filling is comprised of at least jelly. The center filling is prevented from radiating outwardly and into and through the bread portions from the surrounding peanut butter.”