Polar Bear Habitats DO NOT Feature Naturally Occurring Tuba Music
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Ha! McSweeney’s is compiling a list of “Open Letters to People or Entities who are Unlikely to Respond.” An Open Letter to Penguins Dear Penguins, I would like to apologize on behalf of my species for making fun of you….I’d like to start by saying that we realize that you are not actually wearing tuxedos.…