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Month: November 2002

I have 2 extra tickets to see Peter Gabriel in Montreal on Friday November 29th. They’re pretty good seats on the 100 level of Bell Centre. Face value $283 – will let them go for less. email me if you’re interested.

Secret Santa

wanna play secret santa? check it out… all you need is an amazon.com wishlist (like the one over there on the right under ‘wishlist’ … hint…hint). In December, you’ll be told who you’re buying a gift for, and by Christmas Day, you’ll have yourself a present from a complete stranger!

Stealth Pizza

Mike: if you had to be a Fraggle or a Smurf, which would you be?

Dave: definitely a fraggle. cause then I could get the doozers to build cool stuff for me. like weapons of mass destruction. and they would be edible. mmmmmm…. weapons of delicious destruction.

Mike: Twinkie Missiles and Pie Bombs!!

Dave: and scud turkeys

Mike: hhmmmmmm rocket propelled hams…

Dave: low-flying-stealth-pizza-bomber…

My sentiments exactly…

“Children are like TV sets. When they start acting weird, whack them across the head with a big rubber basketball shoe.” – Hunter S. Thompson

This and other great quotes for your entertainment have been compiled on ESPN’s Page 2 in response to a reader’s request for help in picking a quote for his high school’s senior yearbook.