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Sick – So he had a bad childhood… poor fucking bastard. Charles Smith, a Newport, Rhode Island man who murdered his 16-year-old stepdaughter and had sex with her corpse, won’t be getting off because of this shit-lame excuse. Thank christ.
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Orgasmatron! Now this is an invention to get excited about! (no pun intended… ok, it sorta was) If it works, this doctor could get bragging rights over Hugh Hefner…
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My girlfriend would kill me… “Hey honey, how ’bout for Valentine’s Day, we go look at pictures of animals mating…”
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Tastes like chicken? A couple of Seaquarium workers were disciplined for eating the meat of an endangered sea turtle after it died from its injuries. I don’t get what the big fuss is – I mean, sure – don’t eat endangered animals – but this one wasn’t endangered anymore – it was already dead!!
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Sex, sports, beer, gadgets, clothes, and fitness – Maxim Magazine’s winning formula has taken it from 175,000 readers in 1997 to 2.6 million readers today. It’s ad rate is higher than either GQ’s or Esquire’s, and an independent study found Maxim’s readers are older, more likely to be college-educated, and more affluent than GQ’s. “If…
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Fucked – A Barrie real estate company has to pay $300,000 in damages to an employee who drove home drunk after an office party. Fucking ridiculous – Y’know, I get that someone serving drinks to someone has a responsibility to make sure that that person doesn’t drive home. We all should do our part to…
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My Little Phallus “Everybody wants their kids to learn about the birds and the bees – but how to explain those tender subjects? Well, now you can rest assured that your total lack of parenting skills won’t scar your children for life! My Little Phallus introduces a fun and easy way to not only induct…
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From the “Defence Strategies That Won’t Fly” files: A truck driver arrested for possession of child pornography insists that he uses the photos to keep him awake during long hauls – apparently they make him so angry that he can’t fall asleep on the road. Hey buddy: Get some methamphetamines and keep your eyes on…
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Surviving Survivor – Debb Eaton, the first castoff from Survivor II (yes, I’m hooked on the damn show!) must be feeling a world of regret for signing up in the first place… Not only was she the first off the island, now her personal life is all over the tabloids: Apparently, since her husband died…
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Disposable Mobile Phones on the way! A U.S. inventor plans to have a $10 paper mobile phone on the market later this year, with a $20 paper laptop not far behind.