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    Over at plinko in the ‘404 Research Lab,’ they’ve put together a little ‘404 Gallery‘ where you can browse some of the web’s more creative ‘404 Not Found’ errors pages. Some notables: “Error 404 and Deductive Reasoning for the Nonexistence of God” … “Welcome to my beautiful nightmare” … “beer 404” … and librarian.net’s “putting…

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    Colombian Woman’s Stomach Ache Is Calcified Fetus – Apparently this woman had long complained about stomach problems but was never properly diagnosed. Recently she was x-rayed for what was suspected to be a tumor, but what they found was a calcified fetus from a pregnancy four decades ago.

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    New Jersey Woman Accidentally Glues Eye Shut – …and the #1 reason not to store your superglue and your eyedrops in the same cupboard is…

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    If architects had to work like web programmers… (via metafilter)

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    3 Nasty Assholes are damn hillarious. Read what Sonny had to say about the cuntfest.

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    Time to get to work, guys! Apparently there’s a sperm shortage in Canada.

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    Frequent Drinker Miles – Two drunken Germans, looking for a bathroom during a conference at Frankfurt airport, got on a plane by mistake and flew to Moscow. By the time the Lufthansa flight touched down in Russia, they had sobered up and realized they lacked not only passports but entry visas, too. The Russians shipped…

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    Where are all the movies? “Maybe they don’t really have to give out Oscars this year. Instead, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences could just award little blue ribbons to every movie released.”

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    Beware the french fry! – This twelve-year-old was arrested (handcuffs and all!) for eating fries in the Metro Station. Apparently, garbage was causing all kinds of problems in the stations, so they outlawed eating. Adults caught eating would normally just get a fine, but juveniles charged with criminal offenses must be taken into custody. ……

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