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Paula Jones doesn’t bare enough for the Mandingo Warriors – David Joyner, a Texas prisoner serving time for robbery and assault, sued Penthouse Magazine because their December pictorial of Paula Jones was not revealing enough. He claimed that it caused him to be “very mentally hurt and angered” and sought $500,000 in damages. In the…
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Living in a little girl’s closet, Part 2 – There’s a little more to this story… (thanks nastyassholes)
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Closet soldier busted! – While her friends were hiding beer and fake ID’s in their closets, this 15-year-old hid an AWOL soldier complete with a neatly-kept bed, some canned food and a Bible. The soldier was arrested after the mother discovered the live-in arrangement, and is currently awaiting trial on charges of “illegal use of…
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Where were these kids’ parents? Turkey’s Radio and Television High Council has ordered a TV channel to stop airing Pokemon after two children leapt from balconies believing they had superhuman powers. This is nuts. It’s a goddamn cartoon – if these kids (ages 4 and 7) are confused about the difference between a little animated…
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Our calendar and the REAL Millennium – I know this whole discussion is a little old – Who cares about the math, it was just a lot more dramatic when the numbers went from 1999-2000, right? That’s what I said. Still, this article is damn interesting – the history of our calendar is pretty wild…
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More Christmas gift ideas! Fetus Soap – “It’s like the Son you never had” … check out the testimonials: “Fetus soap got me laid!”
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“Foot in Mouth” Bafflement Award Goes To.. – Alicia Silverstone on Clueless: “I think that the film ‘Clueless’ was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think that lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.” … huh?
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New addition to my Christmas Wishlist: Meat Hat! “One always looks neat, in a hat made from meat.”
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Casino patron caught on camera beating himself… (insert Beavis laugh here) … the headline’s funny… the article is hilarious! (thanks 3 Nasty Assholes)