dsamojlenko
dsamojlenko
@dsamojlenko@dave.samojlenko.com

I am a web developer at Canadian Digital Service, living in Ottawa. I write code with PHP, Laravel, Javascript, and Python, among other languages and frameworks.

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  • My sentiments exactly…

    “Children are like TV sets. When they start acting weird, whack them across the head with a big rubber basketball shoe.” – Hunter S. Thompson This and other great quotes for your entertainment have been compiled on ESPN’s Page 2 in response to a reader’s request for help in picking a quote for his high…

  • Brett Easton Ellis on American Film: “I think the childproofing of American film is really part of its downfall…They seem much more dependent on capturing a mass audience by compromising the material.”

  • dave is…

    Here’s what google thinks of me. Find out what google thinks of you, your friends, or anything at Googlism.com dave is back dave is a mac dave is hott dave is a million dave is sure to attack dave is playing now dave is listening dave is offended by an inadvertent “t” dave is sick…

  • Insanely fun

    Yep, it’s a Paper Airplane Flight Simulator

  • Iron in his thighs?

    Thanks to Heather, I enjoyed a little stumble down memory lane today. I love the internet. Oh, and in case you’re wondering, here are the lyrics to the show’s theme song: Hercules, hero of song and story Hercules, winner of ancient glory fighting for the right fighting with his might with the strength of ten…

  • Rubik’s Cube – Just like you remember it. Almost. Except with guys in space suits.

  • On being scarce… again.

    My apologies for being scarce around here again… I’ve been working on a new site: ARIO – Adventure Racing in Ontario – we just launched it at an ARIO fundraiser last night. I’m particularly proud of this website – it’s my first effort with PHP, and I’m really happy with how the design turned out…

  • SimonSwears

  • Coolest. Toy. Ever.

    Coolness – I am posting this by email from my new cell phone. It’s a Sony Ericsson T68i. woohoo.

  • Dave is a bar of soap that self-replicates and counts your loose change