I don’t kick puppies!

I am a computer nerd with interests in art, philosophy, music, and world domination.

I am good at the things I do, and always try to make myself better. … Also, I don’t kick puppies.

I am attracted to all sorts of girls, and prefer intelligence and sense of humor over bust size. I want someone who is confident about the stuff she knows, and interested in the things she doesn’t. You should like words, science, and video games. But you shouldn’t be ugly either. Or male. Or a zombie dragon, powerful in life, unstoppable in death.