They started with a good idea: Gummy Bacon. Delicious, who doesn’t want bacon-flavoured candy! But wait, what’s this?? It’s STRAWBERRY FLAVOURED?!?!?!
Gummy Bacon is a great way to scare folks. Here’s how: take some out of the package when no one is looking, cover them in plastic wrap, and wait in your office kitchen. Then, when folks come in, take a strip out, lament how you just don’t have time to cook it, and then eat it anyways! They will be shocked, and you’ll enjoy the nice gummy taste of strawberry – it’s a win/win situation.
How is that win/win?? It’s more like LOSE/LOSE/LOSE/LOSE!