Couple Sues Over Hot Pickle Burn (via metafilter) – Y’know, maybe McDonald’s should just serve everything cold. A woman says she’s permanently scarred after a hot pickle from a McDonald’s burger fell on her chin and is suing for more than $100,000. Her husband is suing for $15,000 because he “has been deprived of the services and consortium of his wife.” What the hell does that mean? Her lip got burned, and he’s “been deprived of the services … of his wife.” Oh… uh… yeah, ok…