Uh… is that a lizard in your pocket? A Las Vegas man was convicted this week of smuggling a dozen lizards into the country in his underwear. A Las Vegas police Detective testified that he approached Don Astorga on June 9, 1999 at McCarran International Airport because the man looked unusual. I guess so… the guy had a dozen lizards in his pants, the longest of which measured 12 inches. By the time they retrieved the lizards nine had died. Astorga was also concealing an egg. (thanks /usr/bin/girl)