John Dvorak has compiled a list of “You might be an IE user if…” jokes. It includes such gems as:
2. If you actually think you will get $50 for “punching the monkey.”
6. When you get a popup ad showing a Windows-like warning and you think it is a Windows warning box, you might be an IE user.
7. If you web browser has 8 search bars and you don’t even know how they got there, you might be an IE user.