Bear guzzles 36 beers, passes out at campground. Apparently the bear found his way into a campsite and used his teeth and claws to open the cans and chugged down all the campers’ beer. Rangers chased the bear away, but it returned the next day and they had to set a trap using some doughnuts, honey and more beer as bait.
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Metafilter, Sportsfilter and Monkeyfilter all had something to say about it.
When Elvis Met Nixon is an exhibit at the US National Archives detailing Elvis’ visit to the White House in 1970. The meeting was initiated by Elvis in a letter scrawled on American Airlines stationary, in which he asked the president to consider him for credentials as a federal agent in the war on drugs.
In the letter, Presley claims to “have done an in-depth study of drug abuse and Communist brainwashing techniques and I am right in the middle of the whole thing where I can and will do the most good.”
In a memorandum outlining what was said at the meeting, Bud Krogh recalled, “Presley indicated that he thought the Beatles had been a real force for anti-American spirit. He said that the Beatles came to this country, made their money, and then returned to England where they promoted an anti-American theme. … The President then indicated that those who use drugs are also those in the vanguard of anti-American protest. Violence, drug usage, dissent, protest all seem to merge in generally the same group of young people.”
Presley goes on to mention his in-depth studying of Communist brainwashing and the drug culture for over ten years. “He mentioned that he knew a lot about this and was accepted by the hippies. He said he could go right into a group of young people or hippies and be accepted which he felt could be helpful tohim in his drug drive.”
If you are a teenage girl, Usher has a message for you:
Ron Regan tears Bush a new one in this article for Esquire.
It’s one thing to get trashed by Michael Moore. But when Nobel laureates, a vast majority of the scientific community, and a host of current and former diplomats, intelligence operatives, and military officials line up against you, it becomes increasingly difficult to characterize the opposition as fringe wackos.
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When Mr. Bush talks about the economy, he is not talking about your economy. His economy is filled with pals called Kenny-boy who fly around in their own airplanes. In Bush’s economy, his world, friends relocate offshore to avoid paying taxes. Taxes are for chumps like you. You are not a friend. You’re the help. When the party Mr. Bush is hosting in his world ends, you’ll be left picking shrimp toast out of the carpet.
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My father, acting roles excepted, never pretended to be anyone but himself. His Republican party, furthermore, seems a far cry from the current model, with its cringing obeisance to the religious Right and its kill-anything-that-moves attack instincts. Believe it or not, I don’t look in the mirror every morning and see my father looming over my shoulder. I write and speak as nothing more or less than an American citizen, one who is plenty angry about the direction our country is being dragged by the current administration. We have reached a critical juncture in our nation’s history, one ripe with both danger and possibility. We need leadership with the wisdom to prudently confront those dangers and the imagination to boldly grasp the possibilities. Beyond issues of fiscal irresponsibility and ill-advised militarism, there is a question of trust. George W. Bush and his allies don’t trust you and me. Why on earth, then, should we trust them?
Woot! sells one product a day. That’s it. From their FAQ:
I see only 1 item, do you sell anything else?
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The discussion following this post about Bidets on The Sneeze is at once the most fascinating, disturbing, disgusting, and educational discussions I’ve come across. After reading, I must say I’m a bit intrigued… but I’m not sure I could get past the idea of a communal ‘butt towel’ … it just seems wrong.