because then I’d draw my new superhero, Jambon Pantalons and his sidekick Petit Poutine!
(the following should be read aloud in a thick french accent…)
Da fry truck is out of cheese curds…
Da Depanneur has run out of Pepsi…
You’re stuck at a red light and you want to turn right…
You’ve only got one 2 Litre bottle of Labbatt 50…
Your half-sister just ate your last Jos Louis!
Your mom just smoked your last Players cigarrette!
Who can you turn to? Where do you go? Who will save you now?
He wears a pant made of ham with a bacon belt… he’s a hundred feet tall and can cross da Ottawa River in a pair of hip-waders. He drives a Zamboni with fuzzy pink dice on da mirror and flourescent under-lights. Rocker-chicks swoon for him, Jean-Guy wants to be him…
He is Jambon Pantalons! The Quebecer’s Superhero!
(And his sidekick, Petit Poutine!)