The Onion :
President Urges Calm, Restraint Among Nation’s Ballad Singers
WASHINGTON, DC— In the wake of the recent national tragedy, President Bush is urging Mariah Carey, Michael Jackson, and other singers to resist the urge to record mawkish, insipid all-star tribute ballads. “To America’s recording artists, I just want to say, please, there has already been enough suffering,” Bush said. “The last thing we need right now is a soaring Barbra Streisand-Brian McKnight duet titled ‘One For All.'” Reports that the FBI had confiscated several notebooks and audio tapes from Diane Warren’s home could not be confirmed as of press time.
too funny…
who or what is superkay? seems somebody’s been doing a little hacking… today whenever I try to get to www.soulxchange.com, I get superkay. whenever I try to get www.tribemagazine.com, I get superkay. earlier today, when I tried to get www.evhead.com, I got superkay. what the fuck is superkay?
kottke.org : False reporting and racial prejudice is scarier than airport security issues “I have remained positive throughout this whole ordeal that our Government, the Media, Law Enforcement, and others in positions that effect our lives and our perceptions regarding these events will make thoughtful and educated decisions about the next courses of action to take.” we can only hope…
That’ll show ’em! Burning the flag… I get it. Ripping the flag apart… I get it. Eating the smouldering remnants?! now that’s fucked up.
Funny as hell… the metafilter community’s reaction to the article above.