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Month: March 2001

Published on March 13, 2001

But it had a mean streak a mile wide! Richard Allen Bledsoe is facing felony charges after he killed a toy poodle by beating it with a shovel. His plea? Self-defense. Hey, I hate those yappy little toy dogs as much as any self-respecting male does – but to claim self-defense after killing one – man, getting “wuss” tatooed on your face would be less of an embarassment.

Published on March 13, 2001

Dream Job? A 19-year-old University student making deliveries for a chicken wing emporium said he was groped by a group of women at a bachelorette party who mistook him for a male stripper. And he filed a complaint with police. Uh- don’t most 19-year-olds dream of things like this?

Published on March 8, 2001

Oops… The janitor of this elementary school, apparently feeling a little frisky one night, decided to watch a little porn on a vcr/tv that was left in a classroom over the weekend. On Monday, the teacher of the 3rd-grade class hit “play”on the vcr, expecting to see a video about dinosaurs the class hadn’t finished watching on Friday. “The kids let out an ‘ooh’ sound” when they noticed the janitor’s mistake: he took the dinosaurs tape home.

Published on March 8, 2001

Watch what you say… when flying Northwest Airlines. As the plane was getting ready for takeoff, the flight crew made the routine announcement about turning off electronic devices including cell phones. This poor bastard turned his off, and when the lady nearby didn’t turn hers off, he suggested that she turn it off because it could interfere with the flight and bring the plane down. Apparently she had potatoes for ears, and told a flight attendant that another passenger was threatening to bring the plane down. So the plane turned around, police were called, and the poor guy got taken from the plane for a little chat with the cops. That’s what ya get for tryin’ to be nice! (via)