“Go To Class — It’ a Blast!!!” This grammatically bungled message appeared all over Washington in an attempt by the D.C. Public School System to combat truancy. Apparently what they really need to do is combat incompetence. The full slogan reads: “DC Public Schools Wants You!!! Go To Class — It’ a Blast!!!” Diane Powell, director of student intervention services, said the school system ran several different slogans by students who are frequently absent and they chose this one because they found it ‘catchy’. Uh… catchy? Sorry to break this to you, but I think the kids were fucking with you… (thanks romenesko)