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Where are all the movies? “Maybe they don’t really have to give out Oscars this year. Instead, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences could just award little blue ribbons to every movie released.”
November 2000
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Beware the french fry! – This twelve-year-old was arrested (handcuffs and all!) for eating fries in the Metro Station. Apparently, garbage was causing all kinds of problems in the stations, so they outlawed eating. Adults caught eating would normally just get a fine, but juveniles charged with criminal offenses must be taken into custody. ……
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Dr. Seuss Art
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It’s time to reclaim cunt!
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Police recover $1,000 worth of doughnuts – “We hit the mother lode. It’s a truckload of doughnuts!” the officer barked into his radio.
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Fat Chicks in Party Hats (via dack)
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Evening Cross-Dressing Now Legal in Tasmania – thank god – no more running home to change before sundown.
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Lucy In the Sky, With Therapists
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Man Bites Dog, Stands Trial
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What’s your pokéname? (via dead man)