So my truck got broken into last night… My car was broken into twice last year… The last two times, nothing was broken and not enough was stolen to make a claim (cell phone, bunch of cd’s)… This time they smashed a window and took a few cd’s, a cd player and about $15 in change… insurance will cover the window, but I’m out of luck for whatever was in the car because that’s under household insurance which has a $500 deductible. I’m really getting pissed off.
New addition to my Christmas Wish List: Car alarms! Wonder if they make one that’ll kill the next motherfucker who tries to break into my car…
Oh horrible day… Another four to five years with the Lil’ Bastard from Shawinigan.
A little Election Day fun! Can’t get enough of our Prime Minister? Chretienize your website! See
blog by night Chretienized.
Over at plinko in the ‘404 Research Lab,’ they’ve put together a little ‘404 Gallery‘ where you can browse some of the web’s more creative ‘404 Not Found’ errors pages. Some notables: “Error 404 and Deductive Reasoning for the Nonexistence of God” … “Welcome to my beautiful nightmare” … “beer 404” … and librarian.net’s “putting the rarin’ back in librarian since 1993“
Colombian Woman’s Stomach Ache Is Calcified Fetus – Apparently this woman had long complained about stomach problems but was never properly diagnosed. Recently she was x-rayed for what was suspected to be a tumor, but what they found was a calcified fetus from a pregnancy four decades ago.
New Jersey Woman Accidentally Glues Eye Shut – …and the #1 reason not to store your superglue and your eyedrops in the same cupboard is…
3 Nasty Assholes are damn hillarious. Read what Sonny had to say about the cuntfest.
Time to get to work, guys! Apparently there’s a sperm shortage in Canada.
Frequent Drinker Miles –
Two drunken Germans, looking for a bathroom during a conference at Frankfurt airport, got on a plane by mistake and flew to Moscow. By the time the Lufthansa flight touched down in Russia, they had sobered up and realized they lacked not only passports but entry visas, too. The Russians shipped them home on the next flight, where they were promptly arrested and charged with joyriding. How the pair managed to elude security is a mystery and will apparently remain so. “We don’t know how they got there,” a Lufthansa spokeswoman said. “The problem is, they don’t remember.”