Orgasmatron! Now this is an invention to get excited about! (no pun intended… ok, it sorta was) If it works, this doctor could get bragging rights over Hugh Hefner…
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My girlfriend would kill me… “Hey honey, how ’bout for Valentine’s Day, we go look at pictures of animals mating…”
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Tastes like chicken? A couple of Seaquarium workers were disciplined for eating the meat of an endangered sea turtle after it died from its injuries. I don’t get what the big fuss is – I mean, sure – don’t eat endangered animals – but this one wasn’t endangered anymore – it was already dead!!
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Sex, sports, beer, gadgets, clothes, and fitness – Maxim Magazine’s winning formula has taken it from 175,000 readers in 1997 to 2.6 million readers today. It’s ad rate is higher than either GQ’s or Esquire’s, and an independent study found Maxim’s readers are older, more likely to be college-educated, and more affluent than GQ’s. “If GQ wants to cover ‘The Golden Age of Design’ and $1500 ties, that’s their business. We’re more interested in showing you how to cheat on your taxes, be better in bed, and build a working flame-thrower out of a cigarette lighter and a can of Binaca.” Now that’s information I could use!
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Fucked – A Barrie real estate company has to pay $300,000 in damages to an employee who drove home drunk after an office party. Fucking ridiculous – Y’know, I get that someone serving drinks to someone has a responsibility to make sure that that person doesn’t drive home. We all should do our part to stop drinking and driving. But to award the woman $300,000 in damages? Isn’t that basically a reward for driving drunk? I don’t care what happened to her – she drove drunk – she got what she deserved – she’s just lucky she didn’t kill someone else. And yes, the company is partially responsible because they let her. But to give her money??? Fucking looney.
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My Little Phallus “Everybody wants their kids to learn about the birds and the bees – but how to explain those tender subjects? Well, now you can rest assured that your total lack of parenting skills won’t scar your children for life! My Little Phallus introduces a fun and easy way to not only induct your children into the steamy world of sexual activities, but also to give them an entire line of amazing collectable personalities!!”
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From the “Defence Strategies That Won’t Fly” files: A truck driver arrested for possession of child pornography insists that he uses the photos to keep him awake during long hauls – apparently they make him so angry that he can’t fall asleep on the road. Hey buddy: Get some methamphetamines and keep your eyes on the road and your hands on the wheel! (via)
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Surviving Survivor – Debb Eaton, the first castoff from Survivor II (yes, I’m hooked on the damn show!) must be feeling a world of regret for signing up in the first place… Not only was she the first off the island, now her personal life is all over the tabloids: Apparently, since her husband died three years ago, she has gotten involved in a romantic relationship with her stepson. (Yeesh) She says she was kicked off for refusing to join in an “X-rated” talk with the other contestants. I thought the Hockey Hair was reason enough. (It’s interesting to note that Debb said “Nothing is taboo with Kimmi” in reference to the “x-rated” talk about masturbation. Uhh… You’re banging your stepson and masturbation is taboo???) -
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Disposable Mobile Phones on the way! A U.S. inventor plans to have a $10 paper mobile phone on the market later this year, with a $20 paper laptop not far behind.
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