Man mistaken for a turkey takes a shot in the eye … Just a quick link today, and a note for all: I know, I’ve been saying this for too long now, but there is a new design forthcoming – I gotta get rid of those snowflakes… and hopefully the archives will be back up soon, too… gah – I just don’t feel like working now that the nice weather has arrived – it’s been a lot of patios and beer lately… can you blame me?

The Crotchety Old Man Show – So Mark Burnett’s got a new show all lined up – Combat Missions – “It’s a competition exclusively for America’s Elite…teams of Special Operations veterans from the ranks of such organizations as the Navy SEALs, Delta Force, SWAT, and Army Rangers…” And the host is none other than Survivor 1’s Rudy Boesch. eek.

If you think your co-workers are bad… just be glad you don’t share an office with this woman!

Poor Beaver… US actor Jerry Mathers, better known as TV’s Beaver Cleaver, ended up in a fight for his life after taking part in a Survivor parody on Jay Leno last month. As part of the act, Mathers and some other TV stars took part in the Repulsive Food Relay Race. The worm handed to Mathers for consumption turned out to be a deadly South American variety with sharp, biting pincers that bored through his intestinal lining. He was admitted to hospital in a severe condition after it left him with abdominal cramps, relentless diarrhoea and rectal bleeding. Poor bastard.

The continuing adventures of Johnny Ganja Seed

Coolest thing I’ve ever seen. Ever. Go look. Now. (link stolen from kottke)

Heroes – That’s what they are. Heroes. 3na, you’ve made life worth living.

George, the Help Desk wiz – funny as hell. (link stolen from MeFi)

UPDATE: Did a bunch of messing around with the site this weekend. Stupid me – screwed a bunch of things up – got most things fixed, except the archives… will get them fixed soon. Posts will be thin this week – busy at work, and busy working on a new design – hopefully be back to normal by end of week.

blog by night info: Don’t know what happened to all the stuff at the left. I haven’t changed any code at all, and everything looks right, but suddenly the SSI doesn’t want to work. It’s probably time for a redesign anyway, since winter’s over. Maybe this weekend.