Dave Samojlenko

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    dsamojlenko

    Skip Swordfish – “Note to Hollywood: Code for worms is not typically created using AutoCAD, and even expert programmers cannot visualize 512-bit encryption keys and factor them just by thinking really, really hard.” Baahahahahahahahaha!

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    dsamojlenko

    Oh god, that was fun! Vegas was incredible. I have lots of pictures – promise, I’ll post some soon. What a party is all I have to say for now, though… what a party…

    What-what-what!?!? Please, say it ain’t so! I feel sick…

    Netscape is finally calling it quits! This was my favourite bit of news upon my return.

    The worst bit of news I got upon my return The police officer in this article and his fiancé are good friends of mine. They are supposed to be married in a month – I’m DJing their wedding. He is not yet consious, but in stable condition. What a horrible thing to happen… Brendan and Angie, my prayers are with you.

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    dsamojlenko

    Viva Las Vegas! Well, I’m off for a little holiday till June 5th! Me and the boys are headin’ down to Vegas for a little hella fun! I’ll post pics when we get back. Looking for entertainment? I know a few assholes who may be up to the task. Think that’s infantile? Ben over at Stickybuffalo seems like he could use some company… Looking for webcam whores? Then get your ass over to survivorcam – don’t want to miss any action!

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    dsamojlenko

    Hot for teacher – Y’know, if they had teachers like this when I was in school, maybe I would have spent more time there! (no, I don’t condone this type of behaviour, but if I was 17 years old, I don’t think I’d be complaining)

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    dsamojlenko

    I survived… …the weekend! Every year on this long weekend, a bunch of friends of mine and I celebrate all of our May birthdays (mine was yesterday). It usually turns into an all-debauchery, all-the-time weekend! I’m proud to say, I’ve survived one more. And I even made it to work today. I’m feeling a little sorry for my liver, though….