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How to Dance Goth – in case you needed to know…

“Children are like TV sets. When they start acting weird, whack them across the head with a big rubber basketball shoe.” – Hunter S. Thompson

This and other great quotes for your entertainment have been compiled on ESPN’s Page 2 in response to a reader’s request for help in picking a quote for his high school’s senior yearbook.

Brett Easton Ellis on American Film: “I think the childproofing of American film is really part of its downfall…They seem much more dependent on capturing a mass audience by compromising the material.”

Here’s what google thinks of me. Find out what google thinks of you, your friends, or anything at Googlism.com

dave is back

dave is a mac

dave is hott

dave is a million

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dave is listening

dave is offended by an inadvertent “t”

dave is sick

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dave is not a smurf

dave is a microsoft excel training specialist

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dave is interviewed by a man in black concerning skeptical shaun

dave is being sued for breach of contract

dave is going shopping in china town

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dave is going on vacation

dave is a veteran science specialist living in the wonderful piedmont triad

dave is definately fuckable

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dave is so cool 8/1/2001

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dave is away on vacation

dave is not mixing it up anymore

dave is a sixteen year old boy at southerton comprehensive

dave is a puppy

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dave is recognized as a terrific program builder

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Yep, it’s a Paper Airplane Flight Simulator

Thanks to Heather, I enjoyed a little stumble down memory lane today. I love the internet. Oh, and in case you’re wondering, here are the lyrics to the show’s theme song:

Hercules,

hero of song and story

Hercules,

winner of ancient glory

fighting for the right

fighting with his might

with the strength of ten

ordinary men

Hercules,

people are safe when near him

Hercules,

only the evil fear him

softness in his eyes

iron in his thighs

virtue in his heart

fire in every part

of the mighty

Hercules!

Rubik’s Cube – Just like you remember it. Almost. Except with guys in space suits.

My apologies for being scarce around here again… I’ve been working on a new site: ARIO – Adventure Racing in Ontario – we just launched it at an ARIO fundraiser last night. I’m particularly proud of this website – it’s my first effort with PHP, and I’m really happy with how the design turned out…

SimonSwears