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Drug War Judges:
“I thought this was a good job before I got it. I didn’t come here to put away poor people for low-level, nonviolent drug crimes, but that’s what the job amounts to. All you can do is bitch about it.”
“They make you do ungodly things in the drug war if you’re a judge.”
“The trouble is, I have to look the person in the eye at sentencing.”
“It used to be a defense lawyer’s skill was in convincing a judge and jury on the facts and the law. Now the skill in being a lawyer is who can run to the U.S. attorney’s office quicker and snitch. That’s what the law is — who can snitch best”
“I don’t give the prosecutors trouble. They know what a joke the drug war is.”
“The only people that don’t know what’s up are the policymakers in Washington.”
It’s about damn time! Webster’s defines watermelons as oblong or roundish. Farmers in Japan disagree.
Wanna scare the bejeezus out of your roommate? Just leave copies of this article lying around… Oh yeah, and Mike, I’ve been meaning to talk to you…
How to end spam email forever. Courtesy of mg over at bad samaritan. Check them out when you have time – fun, intelligent, frequently updated.
Skip Swordfish – “Note to Hollywood: Code for worms is not typically created using AutoCAD, and even expert programmers cannot visualize 512-bit encryption keys and factor them just by thinking really, really hard.” Baahahahahahahahaha!
Oh god, that was fun! Vegas was incredible. I have lots of pictures – promise, I’ll post some soon. What a party is all I have to say for now, though… what a party…
What-what-what!?!? Please, say it ain’t so! I feel sick…
Netscape is finally calling it quits! This was my favourite bit of news upon my return.
The worst bit of news I got upon my return The police officer in this article and his fiancé are good friends of mine. They are supposed to be married in a month – I’m DJing their wedding. He is not yet consious, but in stable condition. What a horrible thing to happen… Brendan and Angie, my prayers are with you.